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(Some Notable exemptions though)

Here come the Tigers hear their mighty roar. 

Hello and welcome to ScottLand, Scott Farlow's Homepage, a land like no other.  I hope you all enjoy your time in Scottland.

Here you will find information on some of the most wonderful television programs ever made. You can venture in to the world of cinematography and catch up with all the latest entertainment news.

ScottLand also delivers humour, funny quotes, pictures and people, so as you can guess, nothing will be original.

Check out the picture section to see if your a victim, or to be terrorised by my ugly exterior. 

Also drop by the Info section, you may find it interesting if I ever do decide to put anything in there.

Then we have the cars section, another part of the site that will take you to the official cars of ScottLand. 

Finally the Links section navigates you towards some of the better sites on the net and some that I'm sure I'll be commissioned to include. As well please check out the worst of the Web, just to see how bad the web can get.

Anyways thank you for visiting ScottLand, no need for a passport, just enjoy yourself and leave, or vice-versa. Ta ta.

Contact me: 

Hey I didn't want this, and you probably don't want this, but I was told to do it. See a lot of you will probably feel like complaining about the appalling quality of this web site, and you may wish to e-mail me to tell me of and advise that I go and jump off a cliff for creating this site. Well if this is the case, get lost and go whine to someone who cares. If for some weird reason you find this site enjoyable, or God forbid you know me and forgot my e-mail you can contact me at:

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or ICQ me on ICQ# 28142814

Philosophy

"So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday. I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and rearrange some things we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty! Thank you very much."

Cher-Clueless

"Laura I know I'm not worthy of you, but I love you. It's like trying to touch a star, you know you'll never reach it, but you just can't stop trying. (Knocks Vase over) Did I do that?"

-Steve Urkel

Words of Wisdom
"Groovy Baby- Yeah!!"

Austin Powers

"All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts" 

-William Shakespeare

Philosophy Through the Ages